Reggae Artiste Beats His Wife For Stashing Pork Meat in His Refrigerator

Pork is a forbidden meat to all Rastafarian's who scorn it as being unclean for the human body. No evidence was offered against the Rastafarian reggae artiste when he appeared in the Corporate Area Resident Magistrate’s Court yesterday.

He was accused of using a machete to hit his wife on the hand for allegedly leaving pork in the refrigerator. Kevin ‘Natty King’ Roberts, also known as ‘The man from the East’, was charged with assault occasioning bodily harm. The decision made to go no further with the case was taken by Senior Resident Magistrate Judith Pusey, after Roberts’ wife told the magistrate she wanted the matter be done away with.

The Crown alleges that sometime in September 2013, an argument developed between Roberts, who is Rastafarian, and his wife, who is a policewoman, over the pork inside a container in a plastic bag left in the refrigerator.

The complainant admitted to the 'Mister Greedy' and 'No More Guns to Town' artiste that she did in fact have the meat, which is abhorred by Rastafarians. An altercation later ensued over this and a machete was used to hit the complainant on the hand.

He allegedly then ran her out of the house, throwing out her cell phone, locking the windows and doors and telling her that the only way to return inside the house was to call the police.



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